Babe Banter

No one’s work ethic is like yours. Maybe Hitler.

I’d like to know what skeletons Rock-a-pella have in their closets…

Dude, Scandinavians really know what’s up when it comes to wood

You know…duct tape has really gotten a bad rap.

My period smells like an old swing set.

It’s not that I’m judging you, it’s just that I’ve noticed you don’t drink as much as I do.

I just totally mom-armed, then lovingly grabbed, a stranger who lost his footing on the train cuz I forgot he was only my husband in my imagination.

You know how when your new boss takes you to lunch and when the bill comes, you awkwardly pull out your wallet because you don’t know if you should pay, and a banana flavored condom pops out of your purse?

Its nothing personal…I’m just about to go hang out with a bunch of people who are so not you.

Who openly drinks Pepsi?