Please excuse my attire. This outfit was chosen in anger.
Dude, bottom line: fuck not owning a surf bar.
Mediocre writing is why I don’t read.
I’m pretty sure the days of river boat captains that look like Johnny Depp are over.
You know what? I am gonna play the devils’ advocate with you…I’m also going to play a little word game with you.
I think the brothers from Wings were my first 3 way fantasy
Any man who can’t appreciate the significance of a bomb ass mixtape isn’t someone you want to artificially inseminate your lesbian best friend.
Here’s the thing… I feel like good guys hang around with gay guys because they care about the right things
Narcissism is a big word little boys use when they don’t get what they want, when they want it.